Favorite moments of Ellen hosting the 86th Annual Academy Awards
" leave food in microwave for 5 mins to cool before eating "
give me a D, give me an O, give me an N, give me an E
i can give you a D
I’ll give you an N and an O
looks like the E is…missing
this is literally the best fucking joke on tumblr oh my gosh
(Source: zeldaux, via dearinsanitywrapyourarmsaroundme)
ARE WE NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT PATRICKS REACTION???
he’s like a sim
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